Flying Penguins?

I really hate April 1st!

I find myself distrusting of the simplest news announcement, vaguest weather report or insight into traffic chaos, or lack thereof! I avoid work and colleagues who may on a fools errand and even glare disbelievingly at the cats!

The whole morning fills me with a sense of dread and paranoia! I've got to go to Weight Watchers weigh-in this morning and I'm already nervous about my leader not telling me the truth about my loss!

Why on earth would they even consider the morning of April 1st to be fun? I loathe it! And that's no lie! (Not fool - lie - that's what everyone is doing - they're lying to you!)

I wanna go back to bed where it's safe! Jxx